Monday, March 29, 2010

live today

good concept. really, if you think about it its pretty epic, i think budha said it... or the dahlai llama. which reminds me, i swore that guy was an actual llama for most of my life... no joke. anyways, its monday which makes it RANDOM day! so here goes
1. yak milk is pink
2. shooting qtips from straws... covered in food coloring, good plan.
3. never try to kick people... fatal results
4.when in doubt, choose c... its usually the answer
read this and be amazed:

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the eiffel tower. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your armies of destruction, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet. go there to make your own... post it on your blog after completing... i want to read this!
not feeling up to talking about my day xcept to say i rolled my ankle... owwwwwwwwwww

love, peace and a bowl of sherbert.